Post by not nighteyes on Feb 12, 2013 22:45:35 GMT -5
STATS
Name: Sir William Smitherson Whitebeard Jones (self appointed)
Also Known As: Wee-Lee (Willie); Smee-Tee (Smitty)
Gender: Male
Age: 20 years of age
Species: Human??/porcupine shifter?? (refer to notes)
Height: 165cm
Weight: 80 kg (slightly overweight)
APPEARANCE
- Chunky body.
- Shorter than normal legs, giving him a pronounced 'waddle'.
- Is a pudgster. He's on his way to becoming really fucking fat.
- Near-sighted. Probably needs glasses.
- Buckteeth
- Poorly dyed orange hair (originally black)
- Small, dark brown eyes
- Usually has smatterings of paint somewhere on his face and hands.
PERSONALITY
- STEREOTYPICALLY ASIAN. Specifically chinese.
- First language is not english. Is known to lapse into mandarin at times.
- Speaks horrible english. 'Engrish' is a more accurate term.
- Highly excitable.
- Chirpy and enthusiastic 24/7 in a 'my glass no water but I STILL HAVE DIS GLASS' kind of way.
- Talks very loudly. This will be demonstrated by an excessive use of caps in his posts.
- LOVES HUGS. SERIOUSLY. HE WANTS TO HUG EVERYONE. It is highly depressing for him that no one wants to hug him back. Probably because he is not inclined to wear clothes.
- Hates clothing. Unless it's superhero themed.
- Best thing about america is superheroes. Specifically Superman. He gets to wear his underpants on the outside???
- Spends a lot of time in trees. Has an unfortunate habit of falling out of them when he gets excited.
- Eats absolutely everything. Especially bark.
- Thinks everyone is a potential friend.
- Has no actual friends.
HISTORY
- Came over from his homeland for job (friend) opportunities. And superheroes. Captain America is da bomb!
- Is probably an illegal immigrant.
- Is foreveralone right now because no one likes him. Everyone he has tried to hug left in a hurry. RACIST BASTARDS.
- Wandering around
- Purpose in life is to findvictims friends.
- Also eat.
- And maybe meet a real live superhero.
NOTES
- Name credited to Cooper.
- Do you watch community? He may be something like Senor Chang. Except less crazy.
- Maybe.
- I say HUMAN??/PORCUPINE SHIFTER?? because he is adamant that he can shift into a porcupine, but there has been no proof of this. Mostly he just takes off his clothes and runs around acting like a porcupine whilst in human form
Name: Sir William Smitherson Whitebeard Jones (self appointed)
Also Known As: Wee-Lee (Willie); Smee-Tee (Smitty)
Gender: Male
Age: 20 years of age
Species: Human??/porcupine shifter?? (refer to notes)
Height: 165cm
Weight: 80 kg (slightly overweight)
APPEARANCE
- Chunky body.
- Shorter than normal legs, giving him a pronounced 'waddle'.
- Is a pudgster. He's on his way to becoming really fucking fat.
- Near-sighted. Probably needs glasses.
- Buckteeth
- Poorly dyed orange hair (originally black)
- Small, dark brown eyes
- Usually has smatterings of paint somewhere on his face and hands.
PERSONALITY
- STEREOTYPICALLY ASIAN. Specifically chinese.
- First language is not english. Is known to lapse into mandarin at times.
- Speaks horrible english. 'Engrish' is a more accurate term.
- Highly excitable.
- Chirpy and enthusiastic 24/7 in a 'my glass no water but I STILL HAVE DIS GLASS' kind of way.
- Talks very loudly. This will be demonstrated by an excessive use of caps in his posts.
- LOVES HUGS. SERIOUSLY. HE WANTS TO HUG EVERYONE. It is highly depressing for him that no one wants to hug him back. Probably because he is not inclined to wear clothes.
- Hates clothing. Unless it's superhero themed.
- Best thing about america is superheroes. Specifically Superman. He gets to wear his underpants on the outside???
- Spends a lot of time in trees. Has an unfortunate habit of falling out of them when he gets excited.
- Eats absolutely everything. Especially bark.
- Thinks everyone is a potential friend.
- Has no actual friends.
HISTORY
- Came over from his homeland for job (friend) opportunities. And superheroes. Captain America is da bomb!
- Is probably an illegal immigrant.
- Is foreveralone right now because no one likes him. Everyone he has tried to hug left in a hurry. RACIST BASTARDS.
- Wandering around
- Purpose in life is to find
- Also eat.
- And maybe meet a real live superhero.
NOTES
- Name credited to Cooper.
- Do you watch community? He may be something like Senor Chang. Except less crazy.
- Maybe.
- I say HUMAN??/PORCUPINE SHIFTER?? because he is adamant that he can shift into a porcupine, but there has been no proof of this. Mostly he just takes off his clothes and runs around acting like a porcupine whilst in human form
