Joe
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Post by Joe on Aug 14, 2012 21:59:31 GMT -5
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Joe
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Post by Joe on Aug 14, 2012 22:04:52 GMT -5
prettying this up in a sec (I ALWAYS SAY THAT AND IT NEVER HAPPENS??)
NAME Joseph Soler
ALIAS Joe, Joey
GENDER Male
AGE 22 years
D.O.B. January 17th
SPECIES dirty dirty hobo Shapeshifter [Eurasian Boar]
LOCATION: kickin it in Denver
PROFESSION being homeless
PERSONALITY From a distance, Joey might seems like a nice, normal person, but then you might actually make the mistake of talking to him. He's a weird fucker, who seems to have no internal censor, and says just about anything that comes to mind. Doesn't think about what he's saying or how weird it is. Generally in a good mood, a show-off. Can be horrifically whiny and childish. Supremely horrible at lying. probably ~deeply insecure~ or something. i don't know can I just cop out and say, he'll be developed through rp?
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rewriting this part ok
INTERESTS finding a way not to be a homeless, urban exploration, being a social derp
LIKES talking, free food, Mal,
DISLIKES physical confrontation, old people, horses, Mal
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Joe
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Post by Joe on Aug 14, 2012 22:06:24 GMT -5
HEIGHT 5'9" WEIGHT 145lbs SCARS small scar on his chest where someone stabbed him with a fork. multiple new scars from being thrown onto a table by a ghost and rolling around in glass APPEARANCE Gangly, lanky, and agile as fuck, which is probably a good thing because he can't fight for shit. Pasty skin, dark hair, dark eyes. Thin face (but not effeminate), thin lips. eyes set back in a bit, usually ringed by dark circles. Thick eyebrows. Ears stick out a bit too much. Hair is on the shorter side, usually slicked back. One of those people with a stupidly expressive face. Not in very good shape, smokes too much. Hugeass ref by battleguppy | hobo Joe + boar Joe by Aislin omg lookit thisVOICE has a poorly written English accent
PIG STUFF APPEARANCE not mega-huge, but still good-sized. fur is mostly black-grey with touches of brown, darker 'round the legs and lighter 'round the face. HEIGHT 2 1/2 feet at the shoulder WEIGHT 150lbs |
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Joe
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Post by Joe on Aug 14, 2012 22:14:25 GMT -5
HISTORY
- was born in northern england, had parents + two sisters
- did normal things?
- magically ended up turning into a pig one day after running away from a guy trying to beat the shit out of him for hitting on his girlfriend
- lost his clothes on account being turning into a hugeass boar, had to run home buck naked, got caught by the cops
- paid his dues to society, and got kicked out because his parents were a bit weirded out by the whole naked thing and he was a lazy fuck who did nothing
- decided to show them!!!1! and spent what money he had left on a plane ticket to the states
- realized he was fucking poor and had nowhere to go
- ends up hitchhiking to colorado and squatting in an abandoned building
IC HISTORY
- pees on a ghost
- meets black shuck!Mal and regular Mal and almost gets killed by a ghost
- almost freezes to death with Mal
- everything is always Mal's fault
- goes to Mal's house, goes to a party with Mal
- angry ghost throws him at a table covered in wine bottles and glasses
- accidentally burns Mal with salt, nearly gets killed by angry Mal, runs away
- misses Mal and her luxurious bathroom
the end.
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Post by Malakai on Aug 15, 2012 13:06:30 GMT -5
MY BBY
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Post by Malakai on Aug 15, 2012 13:07:00 GMT -5
how he misses mal though is completely over my head LOL.
''almost is viciously mauled by mal''
''misses her''
LOL
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Post by Joe on Aug 15, 2012 23:20:10 GMT -5
he is a complex individual ok
mostly he misses having someone to talk to because as scary as Mal is, he finds her entertaining and is amused by how up-tight she is.
or maybe he just gets off on being pushed around idk
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